Funny Review Ask Email

SUBJECT: We are asking for a favour. Awkwardly. PREVIEW: It involves you typing about forty words. Hi [Customer Name], There is no elegant way to ask for a review, so we are going to be transparent about the whole thing instead. We want a review. Reviews sell products. You bought a [Product] and presumably have opinions about it. Those two facts are extremely compatible. Here is the button. We will look away while you use it: [Review Link] If you loved it, say why. If you hated it, say that too, and we will read it with a coffee and a slightly shaky hand.